I was surfing on the internet about non-camera blackberry(s) when my mum suddenly called, as in on my omnia, to help her carry the groceries. Hence I went down the stairs, at the same time hoping no passers-by or neighbours would catch me in my blue boxers – well at least the tshirt was able to slightly cover the open fly.
My mum dropped the box of kiwi – I bent to pick it up and she accidentally swung the massive bottle of bleach into my head.
And on reflex, I said to her in Mandarin,”Ah, you hit me.“
Is this where you say FML?
